(Source: vanecarrots)
are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?
that’s the power of the gay
POWER OF THE GAY
(Source: pleatedjeans, via donttouchmyostrich)
“…um, sure. yeah”
pft, he’d live there if he could.
(Source: ed-spectacular, via edpositive)
my new reply to insults ‘thank you so much for that’
(via incomparablyme)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via deanisanactualprincess)
my type is harry styles no exceptions you literally have to be harry styles
(via barefootinparis)
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
(via floatbehindpolicelines)
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
(via floatbehindpolicelines)
When the rubbing of the towel on the shorts, tugs down said shorts revealing MORE of the cut…..I cry blood and angels…..
(Source: halfsleeper, via harryfuckmestyless)
Interviewer: They said that the ginger hair is now, it’s the new ‘sexy’
Ed: Apparently, yeah. I’m tryna bring it back.
(via sheeranwithasideofbass)
(via rubmyfeetbitch)
